Bloxy cola is now under investigation by the FDA

Hai Bloxxy Cola costumers

We gotta tell ya sumthin’ not so pwner we just found out that our Bloxxy Cola had a whoopsie. It’s got like 500 grams of caffeine in each bottle

Super sorry for messin’ up. We’re on it, fixin’ stuff so it won’t happen again. Promise!

*Thx for stickin’ with us. You guys are so 1337 pwners!

Keep sippin’, Da Bloxxy Cola Squad
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i died of overdose of bloxy coca then came back from the dead