Plans for roblox.com

Hello, I am founder and CEO of Roblox David Baszucki, I thought I would share my plans for this beautiful website with the CB community.

By 2026 we plan to make the platform dominated by mostly middle aged pedophiles
By 2025 we plan on making everyone wear rthro
By 2028 we plan on making sure all roblox users are trapped in the metaverse
By 2040 we will use roblox as a way to let the rich elite get away with illegal activities.

I hope you all look forward to these plans as much as I do! Feel free to ask questions!

  • David Baszucki
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What the fuck david

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roblox is based??

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in the path to success :chart_with_downwards_trend::chart_with_downwards_trend::chart_with_downwards_trend:

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David. I love you. Please come back to me… I miss you

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And I love you too random roblox player! But trust me, I’ve been working on roblox longer than you’ve been playing and believe me when I say the community wants all of these things!

Any other questions?